HealthDay News reports that, according to a recent study, 82 children have died from playing âthe choking gameâ
since 1995. If you donât know how to play the game, then you probably just donât understand what the word âchokingâ means. You may have heard of The Choking Game by one of its other names, "blackout game," "pass out game," "scarf game," or "space monkey," (seriously).
In an effort to achieve a euphoric state, a bunch of kids sit around choking each other all day, just like a bunch of space monkeys, evidently, and some of them, for some reason, die.
You know, I was once a kid and I, miraculously, managed to entertain myself and not choke to death at the same time, and I didn't even have some of the new-fangled toys the kids are playing with these days, (tamagatchis?). Do I think our children are getting dumber? Short answer, yes. Long answer, yes I do, very much so.
The article goes on to say that 93% of the victimsâ parents had no idea this game was being played. First of all, what the f**k, Other-Seven-Percent? Second of all, maybe the problem is just that no one is aware of this Space Monkey phenomenon and, as a respected journalist, it is my duty to spread the word about this very serious, totally retarded problem.