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If you are a fan of both stuff and things, and are additionally a fan of saving money, then you can't afford to pass up on the ten best deals on fun gadgets that the Cracked Store has to offer right now. Take a look!
You need quality surround sound if you're going to hear the footsteps of someone sneaking up on you in Fortnite, and the Logitech G633 Gaming Headset will let you hear the toes curling in your opponents' digital boots. It's compatible with both PC and consoles, and allows for multi-source mixing. That means you can answer calls without having to pause Tekken or listen to your own music while you're in between Injustice 2 matches. Normally this headset sells for $149.99, but you can get one right now at 46 percent off for only $79.99 by hammering on that link.
If you're looking to save some money on your water bill or just play elaborately timed pranks on your family, then you should check out the Rachio 3 Smart Sprinkler Controller. It can create scheduled watering programs for your lawn, and has the ability to update them from anywhere with your smartphone. That way you can quickly activate your sprinklers from down the street if those damn kids wander onto your property again. (Much better than using a shotgun, Clint.)
Plus, the Rachio has patented Weather Intelligence technology that allows it to adjust its schedule based on the weather forecast. Normally the Rachio 3 sells for $278.99, but right now you can knock 17 percent off that price and get one for $229.99.
Unless you are Neil DeGrasse Tyson or one of his many, many android replicas, there may not be a practical purpose for owning a complete miniature model of the Solar System. But the Solar System Mini Set is so cool that we don't care. Crafted with 3D-printing technology, each of the planets interacts with the set's free AR app to provide detailed information and stunning scenery. It even includes Pluto, because planet or not, it just don't quit. Normally this fun educational set sells for $179, but right now you can get it at 27 percent off for just $129 by colliding your mouse with that link.
If you want to bring your slappin' jams into the pool, bath, or ocean, then the COWIN Swimmer Waterproof Bluetooth Speaker has your back. Boasting a 10-watt enhanced subwoofer, Bluetooth 4.0 technology, and a rubberized waterproof and dust-proof exterior, this speaker delivers ten hours of uninterrupted boom pretty much anywhere. It even features a colorful LED display, so you can add an extra layer of pizzazz to a nighttime pool party or use Drake's new album to alert passing ships of your situation. Normally the COWIN Swimmer sells for $49.99, but you can get one at 20 percent off for just $39.99 by clicking the link.
The NOVA True Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds are the Seinfeld of earbuds, in that you can put them on wherever you are and no one will notice. With Bluetooth 4.1 technology, one-touch controls, and a charging case that can carry up to 60 extra hours of listening time, you'll never have to hear anyone else on the bus ever again. Normally the NOVA earbuds would set you back $79, but you can delete 37 percent of that price and get a pair for just $49 by clicking the link.
The ProBASE HD USB-C Laptop and Monitor Stand will allow you to both declutter your work space and pretend that you have a job at Starfleet. The stand adds a 4K HDMI port, USB-C data port, and three additional USB 3.0 ports to your MacBook Pro, so you can charge multiple devices in a single hub. It even includes a side drawer to put your treasure trove of forgotten flash drives on. Normally the ProBASE sells for $189, but you can get one right now at 17 percent off for $154.99 by dropping an elbow on the link here.
The Presidio Pack is the kind of backpack Tony Stark would invent if his Iron Man armor was at the cleaners. It has 16 different pockets, a reinforced waterproof design, a fixed port for your charger so you don't have to rummage around in your bag to charge your devices, and even an RFID-lined pocket to guard your credit cards and ID from electronic thievery.
And while there is no button you can press that fires a laser, it does have a dedicated laptop pouch that can be quickly accessed from a side opening, which is almost as good. The Presidio Pack normally sells for $89.99, but you can knock 16 percent off that price and get it for $74.99.
Having trouble sleeping? It could be because you've had the same pillow since the Reagan administration and it feels like it's full of rocks and skeletons. So toss that geriatric away and get yourself the PharMeDoc Orthopedic Memory Foam Pillow. Its supportive memory foam material helps reduce aches and pains in your neck and back, and the thermo-regulating gel helps keep you from transforming into a sweat monster over night. It sells for $39.99, but you can get one today at 35 percent off for just $25.99.
If your outdoor party doesn't terrify nearby wildlife with thunderous bass-quaking technological superiority, then it's not really a party. That's why you need the COWIN 6110 Portable Bluetooth Speaker. The 6110 boasts 45mm drivers and 16 watts of enhanced bass destruction, so you can blast your favorite Spotify playlists or podcast episodes anywhere with up to ten hours of listening time. Normally the COWIN 6110 sells for $49.99, but you can get it today at 14 percent off for $42.99 by smashing this link here.
The phrase "bone conduction" might sound like a nerdy term for gettin' down, but it's actually a key feature of these earphones. They avoid the discomfort of regular earbuds because they don't actually go inside your ear. They rest outside the ear and use bone conduction technology to deliver crystal-clear sound directly to the inside of your skull. They also have one-touch controls, so you can quickly answer calls and pause your music without having to fumble around with your phone like a jittery bomb disposal technician. Normally the Bone Conduction earphones sell for $49.99, but you can get them at 20 percent off for just $39.99 by clicking here.
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