
CB: Told ya.
M: Pop! Pop! Pop pop! Hahahahahah!
CB: Heh.

M: Whoa. Did you just kill a turtle? Not cool dude. He looked scared. I could have just jumped over him.
CB: Uh-huh. Or maybe you could have run around him?
M: What's "around" mean?
CB: Nothing. Just checking something.
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LATER
M: OwOwOwOwOwOwOwOwOwOw. Fucker! So what's the deal again with all these coins I'm getting?
CB: If we collect a hundred of them, you get an extra life.
M: Cool. Very cool. Followup question: Why would I need an extra life?
CB: Hmmmmmmm.
M: Hmm what?
CB: Hey, check out that flag!
M: Oh cool!
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Level 1-2

M: So these blue guys are just like before, except now they're blue.
CB: Yeah, exactly the same. We're dealing with a pretty limited palette I'm afraid.
M: Oh! Careful! Watch the turtle! OW OW OW OW OW OW!
CB: Shit. Sorry dude.
M: You fucking dumbass! That really hurt! And now I'm tiny again? How does that work?
CB: It's cool. I'll be careful.
M: Oh you'll be better than careful. You're going to murder every turtle you see from now on. I mean it. Turtle holocaust. Go.
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LATER
CB: Hey, how do you feel about warping?
M: I don't know what that means.
CB: It means we get to skip a bunch of levels. Beat the game faster.
M: Will we bypass any turtles?
CB: Oh yeah. Bunches of them.
M: No deal. Those guys have to go.
CB: OK, no warping. Let's do this old school.
M: Old school!
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Level 1-4
M: Jesus Christ, where did all this lava come from? How deep do these pipes go?
CB: This is a boss level. They like lava. It's kind of a cliche now, but this was pretty cutting edge in 1985. I guess lava is more intimidating?
M: Damn right it's more intimidating. Careful!
CB: Relax, this is an easy one. I haven't even died yet.
M: What?
CB: Nothing.
M: No, seriously, what did you just say?
CB: Can't talk now.
M: Whoa! Look at the size of that bastard! Let's jump on him!

CB: Not a good plan.
M: Holy shit! He's shooooooooting at us!
CB: Hang on.
M: Don't land on that axe! That's gonna kill! Hey. What just happened?
CB: You won dude. Congrats.
M: Boss!

CB: Now run in there and meet the princess!
M: Yeah!
CB: -
M: Who's this little turd?
CB: Heh heh heh heh heh.
M: Oh you bastard.
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