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On May 25, we're getting more Star Wars with Solo, a movie that'll show us what our favorite space smuggler was up to before he started falling into trash compactors and flirting with princesses. So if you're a fan of those wars among the stars, you're probably gonna wanna celebrate. And while we don't know the ingredients of those delicious-looking beverages at the Mos Eisley Cantina, we do have the next best thing: Millennium Falcon Ice Molds.
These silicone molds let you make ice cubes in the shape of the iconic Millennium Falcon, so you can cool your glass in style. Whether you're at a Chewbacca-themed party or celebrating Solo solo by drinking alone, these molds will make your drinks chill at light speed. But make sure you drink responsibly -- you don't want to tick off any Stormtroopers and end up frozen in carbonite.
And make sure to put Darth Vader in his place and Defeat The Dark Side With These Epic 'Star Wars' Lamps.
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