Build Your Own Video Games With This Crazy Cheap Bundle

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.

There are many contenders for Most Fun Thing In the Universe. Smooching is one. Skydiving, probably. We're sure that hanging out with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has to be up there too. Heck, smooching Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson while skydiving would be an absolute blast. But none of these beat the simple pleasure of video games. And even video games don't beat the sheer joy of creating your own games, and then blasting the crap out of everything in them.

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But how do you accomplish The Most Fun Thing In the Universe? Getting a career in game design isn't easy, but you can give yourself a warp star to success by buying a lifetime membership to the School of Game Design.

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No, you won't be singlehandedly designing a Far Cry 5 competitor by the end of the week, but these 120 hours of video training will slam your brain with the basics and give you the opportunity to study some of the more advanced techniques in Unity3D (the industry favorite game engine). Whether you want to design 2D games, 3D games, or just mess around with modeling and animation techniques, this is the program for you. Plus you get unlimited access to thousands of dollars in royalty-free game art and textures.

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All in all, this membership normally runs about $5,990.00, but it's available in the Cracked Store for just $59. That's 99 percent off, which is the craziest thing we've ever heard in our entire lives.

Tired of waiting for the next Megaboy sequel? Wish someone would turn your favorite Hoverboard Cat meme into a side-scroller? Take matters into your own hands!

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