Rosie OâDonnellâs book, Celebrity Detox, comes out this week.Â Hoping to conquer the important and elusive People-Who-Need-Help-Throwing-Up demographic, OâDonnell manages to cram childhood molestation, her bowel peculiarities, her hatred for Donald Trump, and the details of the insemination process of her partner into just 209 pages. Is it possible to come up with a celebrity thatâs even more irritating than Rosie OâDonnell coming out with a book thatâs more conducive to vomiting? Itâs tough, but not impossible, and I just wouldnât be doing my job as a CRACKED blogger if I didnât at least try.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.
In some cases, the Marvel source material just did better.