Die Hard: With a Vengeance
and any James Bond film with Bill Clinton's release of the two prisoners (shortened to "Clinton's Release" in the effort of time-saving).
Now let's take a look at the Bond comparisons.
See that? What's a guy supposed to do with that? As Cracked's Senior Expert on both
and Die Hard
, the Die Hard
-themed screenplay was a fairly easy fit. Bill Hard: With a Vengeance
is a solid piece of work with definite sequel possibilities, and the inevitable porno spoof practically writes itself (or, it would write itself if I hadn't already written it. Hard Bill: With a Penis,
comes out in October, all over your face). But, the James Bond-inspired Mission KIMpossible
is equally magnificent.
I suppose I'll just have to release my trailer treatments and hope Paramount or Universal starts pouring money on me for one of them. Or both, really. It could be like
, except people will watch it, ideally.
Bill Hard: With a Vengeance [Trailer]
If that doesn't grab your balls, I've also prepared my James Bond-inspired Clinton Biopic...
Bill Clinton is: Misson KIMpossible
Also there's an explosion.
The ball's in your court, People Who Make Movies. I only take money.
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