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Everyone feels stupid about certain subjects from time to time. Romance? Dumb. Computers? Dumb. Impeachment proceedings? Dumb. Music? Definitely dumb-di-dumbledy-dumb-dumb-dum. All this stupidity is what has made the smart people at For Dummies(R) so rich. And right now, they're helping musical dummies become less dumb about music through the Cracked Shop!
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Face it, no matter how hard you protest, your sister is going to play a ukulele solo at your wedding rehearsal dinner. So you might as well join in and make it adorable. You don't have to use a uke either, as this bundle is also for learning guitar or bass. And as it turns out, knowing how to play guitar and bass is useful for more than just "HEARTWARMING -- THIS BROTHER/SISTER DUO SURPRISED EACHOTHER WITH UKULELES" YouTube videos.
MSRP: $149.75. Sale Price: $29.95.
Or, instead of joining in with your sister in a stringed instrument duet, you can push her aside and one-up her by jamming on a keyboard and singing an absolute banger. Because no matter how beautiful her rendition of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" is, no one is going to get up and dance until you, YES YOU, bust out the Elton John.
MSRP: $179.70. Sale Price: $39.95.
Prices subject to change.
Because you're a rock star, Rock Star. Come on, Fulfill Your EDM Dreams With These 4 Bundles.
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