Become A Musical Genius With These Two Learning Bundles

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Everyone feels stupid about certain subjects from time to time. Romance? Dumb. Computers? Dumb. Impeachment proceedings? Dumb. Music? Definitely dumb-di-dumbledy-dumb-dumb-dum. All this stupidity is what has made the smart people at For Dummies(R) so rich. And right now, they're helping musical dummies become less dumb about music through the Cracked Shop!

Also, because you're on the track to becoming less dumb, you should write down that all online courses in the Cracked Shop are an extra 75% off during October when you use code LEARN75. That's definitely smart. But back to For Dummies(R). This is what they have available right now.

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Guitar, Bass, And Ukulele For Dummies(R) Bundle

Become A Musical Genius With These Two Learning Bundles

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Face it, no matter how hard you protest, your sister is going to play a ukulele solo at your wedding rehearsal dinner. So you might as well join in and make it adorable. You don't have to use a uke either, as this bundle is also for learning guitar or bass. And as it turns out, knowing how to play guitar and bass is useful for more than just "HEARTWARMING -- THIS BROTHER/SISTER DUO SURPRISED EACHOTHER WITH UKULELES" YouTube videos.

MSRP: $149.75. Sale Price: $29.95.

Piano, Guitar, And Singing For Dummies(R) Bundle

Become A Musical Genius With These Two Learning Bundles

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Or, instead of joining in with your sister in a stringed instrument duet, you can push her aside and one-up her by jamming on a keyboard and singing an absolute banger. Because no matter how beautiful her rendition of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" is, no one is going to get up and dance until you, YES YOU, bust out the Elton John.

MSRP: $179.70. Sale Price: $39.95.

Prices subject to change.

Once you've learned these cool musical skills, you're going to want to show them off. So check out this Music Recorder: Lifetime License and The Ultimate Music Production Bundle.

Because you're a rock star, Rock Star. Come on, Fulfill Your EDM Dreams With These 4 Bundles.

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