After the events of the Spring Fling Titty-Beer and Boner-Off, the Sigma Nu chapter of Theta Chi Fraternity was in danger of losing its national charter. It was the epicenter of what STD scientists refer to with only a ten minute scream. The only thing that could save their fraternity was the greatest philanthropy project ever. So the Theta Chi brothers decided they would create an avenging spirit of justice to take to the night and fight local crime. After weeks of training, Bruce "Rich Bitch" Wayne became... the Batman. This is one of his adventures.
Whose job is it to solve crimes?
There is much to show you.
The cops will come swooping in the seconds the credits roll.
The most unrealistic thing about fictional villains is that they don't get arrested until the plot calls for it.