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I wish I could just do stupid jokes again.
We're coming to the Windless City for C2E2.
I'm thankful for my education and everything that happened to get me where I am today, but there still some things I wished I had learned.
To do over again, sure, I probably wouldn't have helped Donald Trump run for president.
I think I can go ahead and call this another entry in the 'Long Cons That Didn't Pay Off' file.
As Cracked's foremost 'Space Jam' Authority and Occasional Wearer Of Shoes, I obviously have a lot of issues here.
Fun fact: If your coworkers catch you watching a bunch of sex scenes at work over and over again, you better have a good cover.
I thought I owed it to movies to talk about some behind-the-scenes moments that make things better.
You can still probably find them by Googling 'Hello, I'm kind of a terrible person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.'