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If you have the patience, the persistence, and a blatant disregard for the inherent value of your own time, 'Destiny' actually has one of the best stories in gaming.
Curse Milo's sudden but inevitable betrayal of conservative values! If only we could've seen it coming...
Apparently being a friggin' beast master is a viable career path.
Instead of dropkicking Super Mutants into frag mines, I'm spending my apocalypse scrounging materials to build the perfect armchair for my dining set.
I take intelligent criticism to heart, but I even try to find value in the ... less than brilliant stuff that is so prevalent here on the Internet. And I think I can help everybody do the same.
I've never understood online gaming: I got into games to get away from people, now you want me to voluntarily share my lush fantasy worlds with some guy named Dave? Up yours, Dave.
Cracked is a genie, and it is here to grant you an arbitrary number of wishes, depending on its mood and how drunk you get it before asking.
So, here it is -- the day I never thought would come. But please believe me when I say: I am sorry, Mario Lopez.
Good horror is all about atmosphere, which is why setting is so important.
This particular theory pertains to two things that are very near and dear to me: Horror movies, and your genitalia.