Columnists Archive

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A First Look At Unsanctioned, Magic: The Gathering's New Set

By Cyriaque Lamar

Squirrels, goblins, and chickens, oh my!

12 Shockingly Important Near-Misses Of Marvel Movie History

By Alex Schmidt, Joey Clift, Cyriaque Lamar

Fun fact: Captain America's cinematic civil war almost pitted Tom Cruise against Dane Cook.

7 Common Mistakes That Ruin Movie Sequels & Trilogies

By Alex Schmidt, Cyriaque Lamar

Here's how Adventure Number Three forgets what made Numbers One and Two worth watching.

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10 Photos Of Spider-Man With Steve Buscemi's Eyes

By Cyriaque Lamar, Logan Trent

This makes more sense than you know.

12 Pop Culture Franchises That Went Insanely Off The Rails

By Alex Schmidt, Cyriaque Lamar, Kristi Harrison

Everything from 'Garfield' to 'Casablanca' has sequels, prequels, re-imaginings and more stuff you never wanted.

21 Comic Books That Turned Insane Out Of The Blue

By Cyriaque Lamar, Alex Schmidt

Captain America: he's today's Hollywood icon, and yesterday's cartoon werewolf.

23 Awesome Beginnings To Start Your New Year Right

By Kristi Harrison, Alex Schmidt, Cyriaque Lamar

Happy 2018 to you, The Entire Planet.

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Dear Obama And Trump, Please Heal America (And Make Out)

By Cyriaque Lamar

For the sake of this country, Trump and Obama must have a forbidden tryst over the next two months.

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4 Steps to Being the Very Worst in a World of Shitty DJs

By Cyriaque Lamar

Step #1: Suck. Step #2: Forget you suck. Step #3: Remember you suck in front of 100 people.

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If Every Single 'Star Wars: Episode 7' Rumor Was True

By Cyriaque Lamar

If you Frankenstein-knit together all of the Episode VII rumors -- regardless of veracity -- you end up with THE MOST EXCITING STAR WARS TO STAR WAR IN THE STARS.