a. serves you right;
b. the only cure for being bestiality-raped by Michael Swaim is training your dog to bury SwaimâsÂ videos on Digg.com; and
c. Justice is blind. And functionally illiterate. And also, kind of a dick.
Big fan of HBN. I am an 18 year old girl. People tell me Iâm attractive. And thatâs sort of the problem. I canât go a day at my Hot Topic job without some creepy old guy ogling me and saying something disgusting. I want to quit, but I need the work to help pay for college. Do you have any advice?
Yours in bondage,
P.S. Where do you live?
Forgive me for not replying sooner, but I was completing my daily regimen â a ten mile run, followed by bench-pressing my weight twenty times. Unfortunately, I donât have any easy answers for you, but Iâm glad that in your time of need you made the wise decision to share your young and attractive problems with a more mature internet personality.
Now regarding your dilemma, Iâm sure itâs nothing youâve done, but perhaps thereâs something about your Hot Topic outfits that is sending the wrong message? Itâs hard to say. I think the best way to proceed would be for you to send me several photographs of you in your work attire. I promise to examine them thoroughly and get back to you with answers.