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The era of the beach bod is over, and the era of the tech god is upon us. So if you're planning on spending any time outside this summer, you'd be wise to arm yourself with these ten amazing gadgets that'll let you hit up the local pool like Tony Stark on vacation.
The next time you're out camping or trying to plunder a jungle temple full of mystical artifacts, you'd do well to have the Sparkr Mini Lighter and Flashlight in your satchel. It's an electric, flameless lighter, so you don't have to worry about the weather while you're trying to roast marshmallows or light an ancient bone torch, and it has a built in LED flashlight. Normally this handy travel buddy retails for $29.99, but if you click here now, you can get it for just $19.99, a 33 percent discount.
If you're anything like us, you spend hours hunched over electronic screens every day, ruining your posture so you can get that assignment turned in on time, or get caught up on The Handmaid's Tale during your lunch break. If any of that sounds familiar, you need the Neck Hammock. The Neck Hammock attaches to any door, post, or railing, and allows you to get a deep neck-repairing stretch in less than ten minutes. It releases pinched nerves, relieves tension headaches, and can help correct your posture so you don't lumber around painfully like an ogre all the time. Click here now to get the Neck Hammock for $39.99, a 20 percent discount off the standard retail price of $49.99.
If you need a quick and easy way to record lecture notes or capture an incriminating testimony, then allow us to introduce you to the Uqique USB Recorder. It records up to 96 hours of crisp audio, and you can even use it to listen to music without draining your phone's battery. And nothing sounds sweeter than a fully charged smartphone. Click here to get it now for just $21.99, 18 percent off the standard retail price of $26.99.
As we've mentioned, not much bites worse than when your phone runs out of juice. If you're always stuck looking for an outlet or asking your friends if they can keep refreshing your Twitter mentions to see if Kanye responded to your hilarious comment, then check out the Bluepot Bluetooth Speaker and Power Bank. The Bluepot can fully charge your phone five times on one charge, plus it doubles as a Bluetooth speaker, delivering high-quality audio for 150 hours. Click here right now to get one for $46.99, 41 percent off the regular price of $80.
Whether you're at band practice, getting ready for a day at a NASCAR race, or just want to blast the bass on your morning commute, you're going to want to bring some earplugs so you're not stone deaf on the drive home. Vibes Hi-Fidelity Earplugs are different from regular foam earplugs, in that they use sound tubes to regulate sound rather than muffle it. Click here to get a pair for $17.99, 25 percent off the regular price of $23.99.
Every summer party needs three things: cool drinks, cool jams, and cool people. And you can walk into a party packing all three with the KoolMAX Cooler. This cooler has space for four 12-packs, plus it has a built-in Bluetooth stereo sound system and FM radio, and it can even recharge your phone. Normally this ultimate camping trip pal will cost you $329.99, but if you click here right now, you can get it at 12 percent off for just $289.99.
The Luminoodle XL might be the best-named item we have on this list, and it also might be the most fun. It's a flexible, waterproof light strand that you can hang anywhere, or stow it in a nylon bag to create an LED camping lantern. It even comes with its own power bank, which you can use to charge your phone or any of your other devices. If you're looking to have a backyard cookout or a late-night pool bash, or just trying to find your way out of a forbidden forest after dark, get yourself the Luminoodle XL. Click here to get the Luminoodle for $39.99, 20 percent off the regular price of $49.99.
Wireless earbuds often make it look like you're shoving random plastic scraps into your skull, but the iPM Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds look like they came to party. These earbuds are covered in stylish designs, can pair with up to two devices at once, and come with a carrying case that doubles as a charger, so you never have to worry about running out of juice. Normally these earbuds retail for $69.99, but if you click here right now, you can get them at 68 percent off, just $21.99.
If you're looking to create aerial videos, or maybe just spy on your friends and neighbors and enemies, you need the SKEYE Nano 2 Camera Drone. This is the smallest camera drone in the world, fitting literally in the palm of your hand. It has LED lights for nighttime recording, and boasts easy controls, so even if you've never flown a drone before, you can have the SKEYE Nano 2 up in the air minutes after taking it out of the box. Normally this little guy retails for $59, but right now you can get it at 50 percent off for just $29.
The Extreme Boost 20,000mAh Battery has four different charging ports, and boasts current-stabilizing Voltage Boost technology to charge your devices as fast as scientifically possible. It carries enough juice to fully charge a smartphone seven times, plus it has surge protection and short-circuit protection to protect your devices from the wrath of fate and chance. Normally the Extreme Boost retails for $89.99, but if you click here right now, you can get it at 60 percent off for $39.99.
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