I would love you to take that job, Conan, and you'd get paid so much more than a dollar a year.Â Â Please, for the sake of America's favorite family, please pump some of your magic blood into an internationally-loved show that just... that just hasn't been doing it for a while. All this aside, though, I will be extremely excited about and watch whatever it is you choose to do next.Â I just kind of hope it's yellow.- -Love, some person
If someone could just put me out in a pasture somewhere in a beautiful part of Spain and say, "Your job is just- we'll pay you a dollar a year and you can have some cheap red wine and just think of weird things for Mr. Burns to say and do..." Â I would take that job.
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