Finally, the performer jumps off the stage, waves his acoustic guitar menacingly, and splits the heckler's head open with it. This step might might seem strange to the uninitiated, but the truth is that criminal assault & battery charges are the calling card of the professional entertainer. When the audience member says "Get security," what he really means is "I want to purchase your merchandise, professional entertainer!" When that other guy yells "That was unnecessary," he means "Will you sign this cocktail napkin? I don't know who you are, but based on your awe-inspiring professionalism, I'm almost positive that you will one day be a star."
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