The Official Cracked Blog is a distant relative of the duck-billed platypus. The duck-billed platypus, on the other hand, is a wild animal capable of killing small children with its razor-sharp talons. It also breathes fire. And bleeds pain.
Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.
Trends among women trigger a level of contempt that's way beyond what is deserved.
These stories remind us what unlimited wealth and power can do to a human being.
Can we rest?