The Official Cracked Blog is a distant relative of the duck-billed platypus. The duck-billed platypus, on the other hand, is a wild animal capable of killing small children with its razor-sharp talons. It also breathes fire. And bleeds pain.
Plenty of everyday things have weird connections to the Nazis.
Sometimes the silliest goofballs get away with the vilest things.
The thing about plot twists is that they almost never make sense on repeat viewing.
The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.