Ok, so here's what I think. Uhhhhhh......... it feels like you left some things out of your recap there. Now, I've been going over your situation specifically with HR, and they want me to do a bit of sandwich criticism technique with you.
No, I get it. Sandwiches. Good one.
Ok, so we'll start off with something good about your year. Everyone here was really impressed with ...
... with how you brought back Gilmore Girls.
Well, not everyone.
It wasn't great, no, but I think a lot of people still needed it. So well done, basically. Good, ok, so now let's talk about some of the not-so-good things you did this year.
Hooo boy. Ok. You killed way, way too many people this year. Alan Rickman, David Bowie, Carrie Fisher, Prince, Florence Henderson, Harper Lee, Muhammad Ali, Leonard Cohen, Gene Wilder, George Michael, Debbie Reynolds. Freaking Prince.