If Mothers Took Over the Internet

As much as we love our (and others') mothers, they still don't seem to get the appreciation they deserve.  Moms simply don't have time for the bullshit to which we subject ourselves to every day.  They don't spend all day tweeting about Smiley Virus's abhorrent new music video, they're not clamoring for the smallest tidbit concerning Christopher Nolan's years-from-now third Batman film, and they don't plotz over the latest fan-made scene from a Street Fighter movie that doesn't actually exist.  They have better things to do, like take care of your stupid ass.

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Today, though, is their day, and they deserve to take control of the Internet that we so frequently take for granted (just like their love).  So Happy Mother's Day, moms.  You can have the Internet today.  Just please give it back to us in one piece.

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Cody loves his mother, as you should love yours.  You can find him on Facebook and Twitter, though you can not find his mother there.  (Thank God.)
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