Here's how the hack goes: You stab a fork through the cream of an Oreo, then dunk it in milk. Simple. The fork acts as an Oreo-retrieval system. And, I'm happy to report, it's not bullshit. It works. Here's a scintillating video of me proving it:
And that's the best thing that can be said about the technique: only that it works. It makes me feel like a dainty idiot. Oreo-dunking didn't need to be optimized for maximum drunk efficiency. The process didn't need to be streamlined. The clunky messiness of dunking Oreos is part of the experience. It's like when people eat a slice of pizza with a fork and knife. I want to ask them if there's some kind of physical or mental ailment that prevents them from holding the f*****g slice in their f*****g hands and just eating the f*****g thing like a normal f*****g human. Do you have a doctor's note that excuses your insolence? If not, use your f*****g hands. If you do have a doctor's note, I'm so sorry, and I hope you're managing well with whatever ails you. God bless you and good luck in all of your endeavors.
But even if you do have a doctor's note, don't eat Oreos with a fork. Ever. They're Oreos. They do not require the use of modern tools. If I ever see any of you doing this, I will slap the fork out of your hand and jam your entire head into the glass of milk.