Use The Forbidden Technique!
Now, while your foe has turned their back in disgust at your sandwich-covered form! How your forbidden technique works will depend a lot on the school your master comes from, so I'll leave it up to you to decide how best to deploy this leg sweep, regression analysis, or overhead machete strike.
In retrospect, your workplace mentor may not have actually been employed there.
And now that your cries of fear have been replaced with cries of bloodlust, and everyone's cheering your name, you'll have done it. Your master, the weakling, has been avenged. You now have the right to wear their clothes around the dojo/office and, in time, become a master yourself.
"WHO HAS THE FORTITUDE TO TRAIN AT MY FEET?"
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