Wednesday
Unnamed Lawyer/Medical/Crime Drama (Who Wants to Write a Television Show? results)

This timeslot will air the results of the previous nights script. Described as "sensitive" and "gritty" and "
E.R.-esque," this show already has Fred Savage signed up to play the as-yet unspecified lead role, with a supporting cast drawn from the finest commercial actors very little money can buy.
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Thursday
Americaâs Fattest Swingers

Sort of a mix between
The Biggest Loser and
Californication and I guess a bit of
Animal Planet this is NBC's big attempt to generate some buzz and get people talking around the water cooler again. Just like we used to do in the days of
Seinfeld, NBC is hoping this show will cause everyone across the country to start throwing around the show's signature catchphrases, like "I almost lost my watch in there!" and "Cram that cheeselog in my meathole, Elanor."
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Friday
TV Listings

A slowly scrolling list of programs airing on other channels over the next hour and a half. Ad space for local businesses will be available in the upper right of the screen, while the hottest tracks the public domain has to offer play in the background.
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Mid-season replacements
In the unlikely event that any of the above programs don't work out, NBC has also green-lit the following shows to fill in any fat-swinger sized gaps in their schedule.
Stalk!

Every week, contestants are instructed to follow a minor celebrity or local TV weatherperson and gather compromising photographs of them and their undergarments. Look for guest appearances by Gillian Anderson, Ralph Macchio and Arsenio Hallâs gardener chasing a producer with a rake.
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Mike Tysonâs Bowel Movements

Former Heavyweight Champion and capital-P Personality, Mike Tyson, has famously enormous bowel movements. Can average Americans, with the proper diet and training, hope to best him in one on one and group challenges?
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Pornography

Just straight up, no holds barred people fucking. Both contemporary and Greco-Roman style. Streamed straight from the Internet to televisions across the country. Narrated by Paul Reiser.
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