Most of the people in the stands are standing or sitting with their bodies directed toward the midpoint between the fire and the football game. They're concerned about the fire, but shit, man -- there's a football game happening over there. They would be so relieved if the fire jumped to their eyebrows, because they could watch the fire and the game at the same time.
Every Single Picture of Manute Bol
Manute Bol played in the NBA for 10 years, and while he never became a megastar, his mere existence in the public eye allowed photographers to amass a large collection of truly terrifying pictures. Bol was 7'7" and had the body of a real-life Jack Skellington. Here he is in college looking like a spider demon from European folklore:
The guy looked like the remains of a forest fire had magically swirled together to become the physical vessel for a malevolent god. He's what Slender Man sees hiding in the background of his family photos.
Here, Bol informs a horse that it's about to die:
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Bol is the last thing you see in the woods before hikers find your body parts hanging from trees the following morning:
And finally, here's a Dementor going for a swim. Or maybe it's an artist's rendering of a spooky urban legend Klan members tell kids around the campfire:
"If you eat, you have to wait 30 minutes before you swim, or else the black serpent will gobble you up!
Chomp Chomp Chomp!"
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