Now this one is going to sound like a luxury because it costs money, but all humans need to eat food to live, so I'm including it. When we think of where food comes from, we think of restaurants. Restaurant food is delicious, and a guy brings it to you already made from a room in the back. Now that you're poor, you shouldn't eat at restaurants. I know what you're thinking: "Food doesn't just grow on trees or walk around in a field, ya idiot. Where am I supposed to get food if I don't go to a restaurant?" Actually, there is another place you can get food that's not a restaurant. It's called the grocery store.
Grocery stores are not as good as restaurants. They're not nearly as good. Kind of a last resort, but the food is really cheap. I think they get the stuff that restaurants couldn't sell, and that's why it's so cheap. The one thing the grocery store has is selection. Name a food, they have it. Penne with vodka sauce? You bet. Except the pieces are sold separately, and you have to put them together yourself. And it doesn't come with the tools you need. And it doesn't taste as good as in a restaurant. The grocery store is not very good, but you don't really have a choice on this one. Sorry.
"It's just like real pizz-" *cries*