But it's the best news for obsessive online nitpickers. Normally, they have to work out how a movie will suck based only on casting rumors or font choice in a teaser trailer. Now they've got an entire source comic!
"Firstly, the movie will be projected on a screen, while the original was printed on paper, so obviously it can't ..."
A teen superhero tackles a villain called "Nitro" into an elementary school bus. It's an even worse idea than it sounds. They blow up the bus, and the school, and a fair fraction of the surrounding town, killing over 600 people and triggering a national backlash against masked idiots running around exploding things. The government demands that heroes be registered. The story tackles the resulting complex American battle between security and liberty by having Iron Man and Captain America punch the shit out of each other.
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