Go ahead -- lap that hot bowl with your eyes. Along with being an erotic riddle, this true story follows a championship that not only whittles down to a small group of perverted finalists -- but watches those lucky few undergo their own personal struggles along the way. It's like the Hoop Dreams for 37 random people with FetLife accounts.
The Tribe: A Horndog Teen Romp Starring An All-Deaf Cast (With No Subtitles)
Before Judas-ing his own career, Crazybeard Mel Gibson originally planned to make The Passion Of The Christ entirely in ancient languages and without a single subtitle to follow along. Miroslav Slaboshpitsky's The Tribe is a lot like that, if you replace Aramaic with sign language, Jesus with a bunch of teenagers, and the crucifixion with nudity. Actually, it may be easier to just picture an entirely different movie and go from there.
We know: A caption-less film exclusively performed with sign language may sound like a one-trick pony ride to Boringtown, until you see the trailer, which graciously points out that dialogue really just gets in the way of sex and violence. And boy, is there a ton of that business in this tale of a new student at a Ukrainian school for the deaf who gets twisted in a hurricane of brawling, robbery, and truck-stop prostitution, all the while trying to win the acceptance of his peers.
Spoiler: Things get a little out of hand for Ukrainian Michael Cera.