Even if the countess was a lot less influential with her pudenda than she would like to think, men still found her enjoyable to be around and were willing to pay for the pleasure. She continued to cheat on her husband and made a nice living from it. Eventually, word got around to the unbelievably rich but famously stingy Lord Hertford, and he offered the countess the original indecent proposal: 1 million francs for one night with her.

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There was one catch: She had to do anything he wanted. She agreed, and legend has it that she couldn't sit down for three days. The two also avoided each other after that, supposedly out of "mutual respect."

She was especially a fan of getting down with famous people, including most of the modern artists she discovered and the playwright Samuel Beckett. When she couldn't get men into her bed by seduction, she would try to use her money. Even as she got older she still wanted to get laid by the hottest guys; well into her 70s she was hitting on men in their 20s.

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Unfortunately for Peggy, she wasn't as pretty as the paintings she collected. Jackson Pollock said you would have to put a towel over her head to fuck her, but he was no Ed Harris himself, so screw his opinion. She did, however, have a very large "potato-shaped" nose, and commentators have attributed low self-esteem about her looks as well as losing her father at a young age (he was on the Titanic) as reasons she spread herself around so much. Because apparently women only want lots of sex if they are messed up in the head.

With all this fighting, she must not have had much time to meet guys. She got around this problem by having a giant harem. Yes, women can have hundreds of men that they keep enslaved for sexual purposes. In the past, I mean. Don't go into my basement. She may also have had a fetish going on, because she made all of them dress as women.

Legend has it that she managed to combine her two favorite things. It's tough to pick which hot guy you are going to have sex with each night, so she found a foolproof option: Two of the men would fight to the death, and whoever won would get to sleep with her. Then the next morning he would be killed as well. No pressure performing under those circumstances.

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But at some point age catches up with all of us. At 75 years old, Nzinga decided she didn't need the harem anymore and disbanded it, but she made an honest man out of one of her youngest sex slaves. She lived another seven years, presumably a cougar until the end.

He basically never wanted her out of his sight, so they slept in the same bed during a period of history when that was bizarre, and she attended all his meetings with councilors during the day just in case he wanted a lunch-time quickie.

Philip was married twice, first in 1701 to Maria Luisa of Savoy and again in 1714 to Elisabeth Farnese. Both of these women were hugely influential in the running of their country, for one reason only: They literally had their husband by the balls. Maria was married to him during the War Of Spanish Succession. When her husband would talk about it, she would give her opinion of what he should do, and if he disagreed then sex was off the table. Within a few hours she usually got her way.

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There was no let up for these poor ladies. Even when she was actually on her deathbed, Maria still had to put out three times a day to keep her husband happy. Within 10 months, Philip was with Elisabeth, and the sexual frustration he felt in the less-than-a-year he was single was so bad he could barely concentrate on running the country.

Tallulah was born in 1902 and was acting by the time she was 15. But by then she was already sleeping with people. And it wasn't just men she was interested in. She first started sleeping around at her all-girl convent school, because putting a whole bunch of horny teenagers in one room overnight after telling them sex is bad all day has always ended well. But once she became famous, her lesbian relationships got a bit more A-list. At a time when both interracial and gay relationships were punishable by time in prison, Tallulah was linked to women like Greta Garbo, Marlene Dietrich, Hattie McDaniel, and Billie Holiday.

But Tallulah really loved men.

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She once gave a magazine interview in which she complained that she hadn't been with anyone in six months, saying, "Six months is a long, long while. I WANT A MAN!" (The records don't indicate if she then jumped the journalist.) She didn't often go that long without getting laid, though, and she must not have been very careful about it, since by the time she was 30 she needed a hysterectomy due to STDs. As she left the hospital, she assured the doctor that she had learned nothing from the experience. She kept up her usual pace and by 1948 could proudly proclaim that she "found no surprises in the Kinsey Report" and everything in it was "old hat" to her.

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She managed to be married for four years, to a minor actor named John Emery. She based this important and meaningful life decision on the fact that he was extremely well hung. But, she said, "The weapon may be of admirable proportions, but the shot is weak," and she dumped him.

Tallulah died aged 66, and not a minute too soon, since it seems she had gotten sick of her favorite hobby, once saying, "Sex? I'm bored with sex. What is it after all? If you go down on a woman you get a crick in your neck. If you go down on a man you get lockjaw. And fucking just gives me claustrophobia."

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