This wasn't some secret that families tried to hide because of the shame. Everyone knew what was going on in every level of society, and no one cared. If anyone in the country was responsible for half the bastards running around, it was the royal family. At one point, only one of Mad King George's 13 children was legally married, yet he had at least 19 and possibly as many as 56 illegitimate grandchildren. And it wasn't like these kids were hidden away; his sons openly lived with (some of) the mothers of their illegitimate children, and it was common knowledge and reported in the press.

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Amateurs.

If you didn't want that level of commitment, there were always the brothels. Prostitution was not only completely legal, guides were published every year informing men of where to find them, and what sort of things they were willing to do, like a Michelin Guide for ass. By one historian's estimate, in London alone prostitution was the equivalent of a $2 billion a year business.

If it turned out you couldn't stand your partner after you married them, no problem; affairs were unbelievably common as well, especially among the upper classes. Spouses just turned a blind eye to the other's philandering. The Duke of Devonshire even moved his mistress into his home and lived openly with both her and his wife for 25 years, and everyone in the country knew about it. But women gave as good as they got, and the Duchess gave birth to a daughter she conceived during one of her affairs with the future Prime Minister Charles Grey. That would be like if Angelina Jolie cheated on Brad Pitt and had Barack Obama's baby AND NO ONE GAVE A SHIT.

It goes back to the Ancient Greeks. In their sculptures, women tend to be wearing clothes, or at least have the bottom half of their bodies covered. But the men are letting it all hang out. And since the Western world thought that everything the Greeks did was awesome, that meant men shouldn't be ashamed of showing off their junk in public. In fact, they should be proud of it, and that lead to Georgian men wearing fitted, light-colored tights or pants that were made to let everyone see just how proud they were at any given moment.

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His hand is there so you'll notice his ... let's say patriotism?

Women, on the other hand, went from drowning in fabric to wearing light dresses that would have been lingerie only a few years before. But at some point somebody thought that, while walking around in one's underwear was all well and good, they still weren't really naked enough. During the late 1700s and early 1800s, the cloth women used to make their dresses became sheerer and sheerer to the point that they were actually see-through. On top of that, many ladies stopped wearing undergarments or wore a pink body suit to emphasis their nakedity. The coolest, most fashionable women in Paris, called the Merveilleuse, were mocked by caricaturists for basically going out in public half-naked, and the women in England followed their lead.

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Yeah, a guy in dick-sculpting pants made fun of them.

But still it wasn't enough for the exhibitionists. Soon women were wetting down their dresses so that the fabric was even sheerer and clingier. This led to an outbreak of sickness, especially since wet dresses were just as fashionable in the winter as they were in the summer. But even when doctors warned that their outfits were literally killing them, the ladies wouldn't stop participating in their version of a 24-hour wet T-shirt contest.

You could hire instructors to teach you winning tactics for any game that had even the slightest bit of skill involved, but, just like today, having a system hardly ever worked in the end, and people lost money on a truly staggering scale. Member of Parliament Charles Fox, once the Secretary of State, lost the equivalent of almost $20 million in his lifetime, and no one batted an eye (except maybe his father, who paid off most of that debt). Not surprisingly, suicide was endemic among compulsive gamblers.

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"Ten guineas says you can't beat yourself to death with that stick."

The Most Ancient and Most Puissant Order of the Beggar's Benison and Merryland, or the Beggar's Benison for short, was named after the blessing a woman supposedly gave to a Scottish king's penis. When you joined you would drink out of cock-and-ball shaped cups like the one above. But even that pales in comparison to the main event of the club. In the 1700s, doctors started getting obsessed with the idea that masturbation was bad for you, and it became frowned on by society. So, obviously, a bunch of rich guys got together and group masturbated onto a plate with an engraving of a penis and vagina on it as a sort of bizarre display of freedom of expression.

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"May prick nor purse never fail you." -Actual motto

Meanwhile, across town at the Wig Club it was more of the same, except that the master of ceremonies wore a wig supposedly made out of the pubic hair of royal mistresses.

These days, all the dirty stuff from these clubs is kept in a museum at the University of St. Andrews, but you need special permission to see it. Not just because it is all so filthy but because, as one staff member said, "We have to be careful. We don't want the story to be, 'University where Prince William went to college has rooms full of porn!'"

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Gin was such a problem in the early 18th century that several laws were passed to try to control it, but this barely stopped its flow. At the height of gin's popularity, the people of London alone were drinking 11 million gallons every year, on top of the gallons of wine and beer they were also drinking. Tens of thousands of people a year died for alcohol-related reasons, including around 9,000 children. Men and women of all levels of society indulged, to the point that public drunkenness was not considered offensive or even particularly noteworthy. Instead of being frowned upon, getting drunk was considered appropriate and masculine, especially for the upper classes.

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Truly, he is a prince among men.

As with everything else on this list, the Prince of Wales led the charge, getting wasted most nights. He even arrived at his wedding fall-down drunk. He was caricatured as a drunken lout in the press so many times that he actually bribed some artists "not to caricature his majesty in any immoral situation." According to the Duke of Wellington, George had "three parts of a bottle of Mozelle, a glass of dry champagne, two glasses of port, and a glass of brandy" ... with breakfast.

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"And your point is ...?"

If you couldn't afford gallons of booze a year, you could always do drugs. Specifically, laudanum. A mix of opium and alcohol, it was sold legally (and cheaply) over the counter and recommended for absolutely anything, from a cold to a heart attack. It was also given to infants, even though the addictive properties of opium were well known. Not surprisingly, there were estimated tens of thousands of opium addicts, and when one of them wrote a book about his experiences in 1821, it became a bestseller.

So, just how debauched were the Georgians? Well, historians basically agree they were so bad that the much more repressed Victorian Era was a direct response to the decades of nastiness. In other words, millions of people saw their grandparents acting like drunken sluts and ran for their chastity belts.

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Oh God, here we go again.

For more from Kathy, check out 5 Fictional Stories You Were Taught in History Class and 5 Ways You Sabotage Your Love Life (Explained by Science).