Goatees for 2010
” to get this baby going. If the group gets, over 100 members with pics posted, I promise to post too.
(I understand it will take a few days to get the facial hair in place). I will also do my best to get the other Cracked columnists to do so – understanding, of course that Daniel O’Brien and Michael Swaim may lack the testerone-based fortitude to achieve such things.
5. Full House
Hey remember one of the worst sitcoms ever? No? Why? Because you were 5? Oh. Well what about syndication? Yes, I’m talking about Full House
. That show about a Jewish guy who was somehow named Tanner and not actually Jewish who had to raise two baby troll dolls
after his wife died. Thinking fast, he recruits John Stamos and Dave Coulier to help out. The show ran from 1987 to 1995 and I imagine it sucked the entire length of that time, but truth be told, I’m not sure I ever saw a full episode.
In any event, in 2010,
returns. Not a remake. All the same actors return in modern day. The make-shift family will reunite to help the Olson twins deal with their eating disorders. Bob Saget, once known for being funny and one of the dirtiest stand ups prior to Full House
, will now drop F bombs non stop. And Dave Coulier’s catch phrase will be “Hey, y’know Alanis Morrissette was totally talking about going down on me
in that theater.” Don’t believe me? Doesn’t sound right for TV? What if I told you the cast did the whole show in black face and it was called Tyler Perry’s Full House of Payne
? Yep. Believe it. Enjoy your 2010, guys.
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