You think coke, you think slinky starlets wearing Halston, supermodels doing bumps backstage during Fashion Week, and groupies snorting lines of coke off of erect rock star dicks. That shit just sounds all sorts of glamorous, dirty, and sexy at the same time.
Unfortunately, that image is mostly a bunch of bullshit cultivated by years of inaccurate movie depictions of coke-fueled sex romps. Nowadays, most coke is mixed with so much other shit that it's about as pure as Jenna Jameson on her wedding night.
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Sure, maybe the first bump or two may make you feel euphoric, confident, and sexy, but the more coke you do, the more coke you want, eventually leaving you feeling more "geeked" than "chic."
Assuming you ever stop doing lines and shut the fuck up long enough to decide to have sex, don't expect to enjoy it much, thanks to the sexy phenomenon known as "coke dick." Yup, fellas -- no matter how bad you may want it, your lil' buddy isn't in it to win it when cocaine is involved. While you may be coked up and ready to go, your dick looks more like a sad, limp noodle than a rocket ready for launch.
GYRO PHOTOGRAPHY/amanaimage Like this, but all dicks.