So if you weren't sure, white nationalists honestly think that girls would normally want to be their groupies, but the thing holding them back is shorts. This ranks a solid #2 on the list of the dumbest dumbshit things racists think. But while we're on the subject ...
Sexism Is Becoming An Issue For Right-Wing Women
While they are immune to things like basic logic, ladies on the right are not immune to irony. The men, it seems, aren't just shitty to minorities, but also to women. Even the ones who share their wackadoodle beliefs. If you're a fan of schadenfreude, this probably amuses you. It did not amuse some of the women, however.
There are a handful of women who are prominent in the world of hate. Two of them, Lauren Southern and Tara McCarthy, discovered in 2017 that when you align yourself with dudes who toss about words like "traditionalist" and "Go back where you came from," you might end up being treated with less respect than a human ought to be. And because they'd been in the spotlight espousing "ethno-nationalist" beliefs and anti-feminism and whatever else they consider conservative values, they started taking heat from their own people about why neither of them were married or having children, what with their fertile pastures of hate ready to birth some white babies.
Admittedly, these women brought it on themselves a little bit (in one of the only instances in which you can rightly say that). For instance, Southern, most famous for trying to prevent immigrants from travelling to Europe from Africa, has actually made videos that make fun of feminists who choose to stay single and childless. So naturally, her viewers asked why the hell she was single and childless. Her response to this had something to do with nuance and waiting for love, because you need to find that perfect intolerant asshole to make you happy.
Meanwhile, noted idiot and men's rights activist Roosh V dug into McCarthy, tweeting, "Risk your life and fight on my behalf so I can remain childless and make YouTube videos." This is a fun perspective because apparently someone is risking their life to fight on behalf of other "alt-right" toads. That's news to all of us. But enough people felt the same way that they ended up harassing McCarthy right off of Twitter for a while, after she tragically discovered the right wing is insensitive.
Roosh's website Return of Kings also ran a profile of Southern that amounts to explaining her fame away as a trick to exploit thirsty men. You see, in that neck of the woods, a woman with a job has that job solely to attract men with her feminine wiles, and not because she has any skill or ability. The end result of this is that "alt-right" women have come to the terrible conclusion the men in their circles treat them like garbage and also everyone else like garbage because they themselves are garbage. Weird, right?
An Entire Hate Group Fell Apart After A Trailer Park Punchout
Ever heard of the Traditionalist Workers Party? They're the clowns behind the infamous Charlottesville event from last year, so it's safe to say that this group was of some significance in the world of racists. They claimed to have chapters in three dozen cities and over 500 members. But then a curious thing happened.
Matthew Heimbach, the leader of the party, had a spokesman named David Parrot. Heimbach was married to Parrot's stepdaughter. So it's a family racist hate horde! But there was trouble in racist paradise, as Heimbach was also cheating on his wife with Parrot's wife. So to make this fully clear, super racist Matthew Heimbach was sleeping with both the wife and stepdaughter of David Parrot, who was the spokesman for their group.
Parrot had learned of the affair previously, and his wife and Heimbach swore it had ended. But Parrot didn't believe it. So after a crafty little sting operation, Parrot found himself standing on a box, peeping in a trailer window, watching his wife bang his racist boss.
Parrot confronted the pair, which horribly backfired, as Heimbach ended up choking him into unconsciousness. He then went on to beat his wife in his rage, because he's a shit dynamo.
After the racist trailer park brawl ended, so too did the Traditionalist Worker Party. Seeing the two top members throwing down on each other in the most cliche Jerry Springer style is a storm no one can weather. The rank and file clearly lost faith, and Parrot had to close the book on the group. He publicly announced it was over and done with after Heimbach was arrested on various charges, including strangulation and domestic assault. Yeah, remember when I said these people manage to be terrifying and ridiculous at the same time?
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