I've spent a long time on the Internet -- much more than can be considered healthy, and possibly more than can be considered legal. In that time, I've seen a lot of stupid things, from people weighing the merits of Picard against the two-fisted merits of Kirk to people inventing something called a Lycos to people trading hastily Photoshopped pictures of cats misspelling very simple words.
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Also, about half the Internet are typing dogs.
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"That's messed up. You're messed up, bucholz_42_sextank."
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"Eat my shit, Salk."
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"And they call me MC Rhyme-A-Lot cuz I rhyme a lot, and if you ain't impressed, then you're hard to impress."
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"So I actually suck at Angry Birds? Well, it looks like self-mutilation again for me."
That really is just a guess; if anyone has evidence that Oprah's a huge bitch on the Internet, I'd love to hear about it.
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"CHECK OUT MY HUUUUUUUGE ASSSS, BITCHES!"
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