You've seen her on Chelsea Lately and heard her voice in Grand Theft Auto V, and now you can listen to her explain how she'd remove Soren's beautiful skin before tossing him in a body of water to die (among other things). It's super good times.
We kick things off by talking about this very article and why the games in Sochi could be the worst ever, no matter how f*****g fun the giant slalom is to watch. Give it a listen while you read along!
And now, here are five reasons why the Winter Olympics are the best Olympics.