To be fair, this is probably how Colin Farrell got his start.
Here in America we all enjoy the God-given freedom to climb onto a table in a busy university cafeteria and yell, "FHRITP!" to our heart's content. Actually, that might not turn out so well. To avoid any real consequences, you might want to make sure you're a football star, where the worst-case scenario is apparently being benched for the first half of one game.
Keith Olbermann's Twitter Account
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Keith Olbermann, much like his spiritual soulmates Alec Baldwin, Morton Downey Jr., and any number of frothing, recently bat-bitten raccoons, has never been known for his restraint. His impassioned style is frequently at odds with employers and common decency alike, but nobody can ever accuse him of lacking backbone (mostly because nature chose to mutate him by adding an extra vertebra to his spine). For the most part, Olbermann's brash commentary has been limited to the airwaves, and one might assume that this will be the case only until every network bridge is burned and he's forced to travel the nation via boxcar, muttering his views on Dick Cheney between spoonfuls of beans around the Hobo Jungle campfire. Don't hold your breath on that, though, because apparently somebody made the unwise decision (or maybe his anger-management counselor was forced at gunpoint) to show him how to set up a Twitter account.