5 Must-Have Items At 5 Outstanding Prices

This piece was written by the people who run the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.

Just because Black Friday kicks off the gift-giving season doesn't mean that you can't indulge in some self-love. Because you probably deserve a treat, we've collected some of our favorite items from the Cracked Shop and put 'em on sale. Everything listed here can be had for an extra 20 percent off with the code CYBER20.

Ellusionist Pyro Mini Fireshooter

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Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender had to undergo rigorous training to master firebending. But in 2017, you can get it shipped to your door. The Ellusionist Pyro Mini Fireshooter is a wrist-mounted device that shoots small bundles of instantly igniting flammable paper, giving the illusion of expert pyromancy. While we don't recommend lighting up in any airports, government buildings, or locations with security personnel, the pyro mini is completely safe to use indoors and out. It's usually available in our store for $124.99, but you can save an extra 20 percent with coupon code CYBER20.

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B-2 Bomber Nano Blade

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From the alternating serrated teeth to the minimal design, the B-2 Bomber Nano Blade clearly takes its fashion cues from its namesake. This pocket blade is made from 440 C heat-treated black stainless steel, capable of withstanding the remote wilderness and stubborn snack food packaging alike. Pick one up for $25, or save an extra $5 when you use CYBER20 at checkout.

Hyperchiller Coffee Chiller, Two-Pack

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Whether it's an iced coffee or a cold brew (and heaven help you if you actually care about the difference), almost everyone needs access to a quick, refreshing beverage to jack up their day. Instead of paying $6 to wait in line all morning, the Hyperchiller will turn any hot drink cold in just a minute without watering it down. A two-pack of these bad boys usually costs $60, but we sell them for $45. And if you order them with code CYBER20, you get to save an additional 20 percent.

RokBlok: The World's Smallest Wireless Record Player

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Turntables and record players are expensive monstrosities that could teach the car industry a thing or two about planned obsolescence. Or you could get a wireless RokBlok record player and not make a big deal about it. This tiny device is like a toy car that drives over your record's grooves, letting you enjoy the warm crackle of vinyl anywhere with a flat surface. You can get one for 20 percent off the usual $89 price with coupon code CYBER20.

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ROAV Eyewear: The World's Thinnest Folding Sunglasses

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ROAV Eyewear looked at origami and thought "You know what's better than paper? Sunglasses!" And somehow, they were right. To save space in your blazer or overly tight leather jacket, these shades fold to be less than a centimeter wide. (Thinner than your iPhone, if measuring by the Apple system.) Plus, they're scratch-resistant and made of durable stainless steel to stay protected when you inevitably sit on them. They have a $145 retail value, but you can snatch a pair for around $80 when you enter code CYBER20.

When it comes to gift-giving, you either Go Big or Phone Home, so take advantage of this epic sale like the Basstronaut you always knew you were.

And keep kicking holiday butt with 9 Gift Ideas That Guarantee You'll Win Secret Santa.

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