It even features a low-budget MJ impersonator ...
Still available for parties!
... who uses his single white glove solely to judge the cleaning work of those he's been tasked with inspiring.
Dirt? At a McDonald's? Highly unlikely.
That's the thing -- this is by no means an exact copy of "Beat It." Most noticeably absent is that "Don't let the bastards win!" spirit that coursed through the original version of the song. No, you have lost, and your employment at McDonald's proves it. There is nothing left for you but the cleaning and, as the lyrics clearly state during the chorus, "It really matters that you do your best," even if your best involves working under insanely dangerous conditions, like while standing on a dude's shoulders ...
Does OSHA know about this?
... or, for no reason at all, on the slippery metal surface of a dish sink ...
Just stand on the floor and do it!