How did they get this way? Well, it's simple, really: The world made them this way. They venture out looking for help, and instead they find nothing but abusive car parts salesmen ...
"What do I look like, a mechanic or something?"
... and disinterested electronics store workers.
"How would I know if we have it? I'm not even looking up."
In turn, they take those hurt feelings back to their McDonald's job, where they level the playing field by being shitty to everyone, customers and coworkers alike. This goes on for an excruciating 13 minutes. Basically, it's McDonald's saying, "Look, you're all a bunch of assholes, and we understand why. Just please don't bring that shit to work with you."
It's a war that they never had a chance of winning. We know that now, but back when this video was made, there was at least a glimmer of hope that things might be different someday. This wasn't McDonald's trying to change their employees' attitudes, this was McDonald's trying to change the world.
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