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It's Only Fun If You Have Other Drug Friends
Despite the warning that what I was planning to take may not actually be acid at all, it was too late. The ball was rolling. The plan had been set in motion. Say it however you want, but me and a group of friends were going to take drugs and go see The Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight, and nothing was going to stop us.
Well, nothing was going to stop me, is probably a better way to put it. Acid is an experience that takes up to eight hours to run its course. That's a heavy time commitment, even for something that doesn't include the possibility of prolonged and terrifying hallucinations. As it turns out, not a lot of people have time for that shit. One by one, the people who planned to attend this carnival of terrible ideas backed out. In almost every case, it was because, even at midnight on a Saturday, taking acid is a remarkably irresponsible thing to do.
Also irresponsible ... being the only person in the group who's high on acid. I'd made the plans to go see this movie with two people who had no desire to get high like the '60s. Being a man of my word, I stuck to the plans, minus the acid. The experience was everything I expected it to be in that I wished I was on drugs the entire time but wasn't. That's how pictures like this happen.
How am I not on drugs for this?
It was around then that I realized I'm probably too old to take acid. Or too busy, if nothing else. Whatever the case, it was a remarkably disappointing and depressing realization. Made me kind of sad. I told you there would be dire consequences.
On the bright side, at least I still have a bunch of acid.
Adam is not on acid, but he is on Twitter. Follow him there @adamtodbrown.
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