So in the next week, as you hear kids making greedy demands of their parents or whining about how many Snickers they should be allowed to have in a day, there's a good chance those awful children will end up in one of these suits of pure punishment. Like ...
Don't let that child's elation fool you, no kid wants to wear this. It's a Halloween costume idea from Reader's Digest, a magazine that's never been in any danger of brushing a finger across the pulse of pop culture. In fact, I suspect the Reader's Digest editors have no idea that not a single kid has dressed up as a turtle in the last 20 years unless it was also a teenager, a mutant and a ninja. But parents do, and it must be a special treat for them to send their awful kid out into the night with his friends as the famous team of Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and that shitty, roastin-pan, regular turtle.
"I'm the sensitive one!"