Even when it's mostly just smoke and pretty lights, it looks fairly intense.

YouTube Honestly, I bet a lot of Michigan looks like this in the winter.

But then this happens ...

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... and all of the sudden, it looks like you're in the eye of a tornado made of fire.

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That could very well be the case, actually. According to reports about the crash, the area where it happened was in the midst of a wind tunnel that made driving conditions nearly impossible for everyone, which should be obvious, seeing as how hundreds of cars and trucks just plowed into each other at once.

YouTube Where do this many people have to go in Michigan at one time, anyway?

Of course, like so many other disasters, the unsafe conditions weren't the only culprit. The final analysis was that the main cause of the accident was asshole drivers following too close and driving too fast on ice-covered roads. The report didn't actually call those people assholes, but they definitely are.

Before it exploded and turned Seest -- a tiny suburb of Kolding, Denmark -- into what some authorities referred to as a "moon landscape" of burned-out rubble, most residents probably paid no mind to the fact that there was a massive fireworks factory hiding in plain sight in their town. This is what it looked like on the night it became a town attraction that mattered:

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The whole thing started when two employees dropped a box of fireworks while working inside a container that was filled with even more fireworks. The impact with the ground somehow caused the box to ignite, forcing the employees to flee. No one is ever brave enough to just pick up a burning box of fireworks and toss it out a window to safety, you know? The ensuing explosion set off the fireworks inside that container. By the time firefighters arrived, the blaze was too intense to contain. This started a chain reaction of some of the most impressive and powerful explosions you'll see this side of a nuclear blast. That will sound like a lot less of an exaggeration when you note that this beauty ...

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... produced the kind of mushroom cloud you normally only see in movies about Russia destroying the '80s.

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For an even better perspective, check out this video that was shot from four kilometers (whatever those are) away.

For the first half of the video, while the initial fire is burning, the sky is almost black, with the flames just barely visible. When that second explosion happens, the sky looks like this ...

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... and the cloud it eventually produces looks like the goddamn apocalypse.

YouTube It's just like some religious text probably sort of said.

Sadly, one firefighter lost his life battling the fire, and 12 emergency workers were injured. But thanks to an effective evacuation effort, losses for residents of the town were mostly limited to houses and buildings. Granted, that means pretty much all of the houses and buildings, but it certainly could have been worse.

As impressive as that may be to look at, you're doing yourself a disservice if you watch the video with the sound off. If nothing else, take the time to plug in your headphones so you can hear various spectators, completely unaware that things have gone off the rails in the most exciting way possible, marveling at how "insane" this year's display looks. Just as the sky returns to black ...

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... a woman can be heard saying, "This is the best fireworks show ever!" It's as if the fireworks resented all the hard work they were doing and stopped solely out of spite for her joy and enthusiasm.

The fiasco was apparently caused by a computer glitch, and it actually took just 15 seconds for the entire cache to be set off. It took twice as many scintillating seconds for it all to disappear from the night sky. Immediately after, people were told to go the fuck home because the party was over.

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Needless to say, people weren't happy. Probably even less so if their rage ever compelled them to look into exactly how much it costs to put on a fireworks display of that magnitude, which is sometimes in the $6 million range. That's a lot of taxpayer money squandered on a large-scale recreation of the brief pyrotechnic bursts you'd see behind any metal band at any concert.

Seeing as how fireworks shoot directly into the sky and burn out harmlessly, people who gather to watch them tend to not set their alert levels for potential danger as high as they should, given the sheer amount of explosives nearby. Residents of Simi Valley, California learned the importance of staying on your toes while artillery shells are exploding around you the hard way when, during a 4th of July display in 2013, a platform malfunction caused several rounds of fireworks to shoot off horizontally, in the direction of a crowd of 10,000 spectators, some standing just 900 feet away.

While the visuals produced by this mishap are some of the most impressive on this list, the joy you find in watching them should only last as long as it takes for people to start screaming, at which point you realize this is just a little bit of extra gunpowder short of being a military assault on a crowd of innocent civilians.

YouTube It's like the Cloverfield of fireworks videos.

Fortunately, no one was killed, but 28 people were injured. Four had serious injuries, but they weren't life-threatening. This L.A. Times article also makes sure to point out that an LAPD officer suffered damage to the leather on his belt when he was hit in the back with shrapnel.

The event was sponsored by the Rotary Club (in case you were wondering what they do for your city), who contracted the work out to a New York firm called Bay Fireworks, which had previously built displays for companies ranging from Walt Disney World to NASA. That's a point I'm bringing up only to ask, "Holy shit, why does NASA need to pay someone to build them fireworks?" If nothing else, just entertain yourself by blowing up a few of those useless shuttles and rockets that we retired after the events of the Apollo 18 mission made it clear we could never return to the moon again.

We must have developed the technology that would allow us to autopilot one of those things to a safe exploding distance by now. Or barring that, just let a one-percenter pay millions of dollars for the honor of being the one selected to provide this great nation with the ultimate entertainment. They're no strangers to paying handsomely for the glimmer of hope that they'll one day fly in something that's almost guaranteed to catastrophically explode mid-flight.