Sure, it's not like hacking with a gun to your head while getting serviced like in Swordfish, but still. Most of you probably can't ask your employer to make sure you have blowjobs at the ready if you find yourself stuck on some difficult project.
Unfortunately, at least one person claims that the story might not be as cool as advertised. Oh, he's not claiming Morrison didn't get a blowjob while laying down a track, but drummer John Densmore says that in the end they went with a different, and probably far-less-distracted, take.
Motley Crue's Tommy Lee And Nikki Sixx Had The Grossest Bet Ever
Once you are a famous rock star, all the fun goes out of making a conquest. Instead of having to go to a bar and desperately try to pick someone up, or swipe right on every photo on Tinder in the hopes one single person will like you back, you basically can't go anywhere without beating groupies off with a stick (pun not intended). Even if you are the bassist. That's why you have to throw some roadblocks in your way to make it a little more interesting.
Were the ridiculous outfits not enough?
That's where Motley Crue's drummer and aforementioned bassist come in. Apparently sick of having foursomes every night, they made a bet with each other over who could go longest without bathing, showering, or washing in any way, and still find a groupie willing to have sex with them and/or not vomit all over them. Spoiler alert: This has gone down in history as "The Spaghetti Incident" so if you are squeamish, tap out now.
So Tommy and Nikki did their thing up on stage every night, getting sweaty and gross in their trouser areas, then would proceed to have sex with up to four women a night, getting even grosser and sweatier down there, and did nothing about it. After even two days of that, most of us would be so disgusted with ourselves that we would give up on the bet, but the members of the Crue managed to go two months. Two months.
This picture of cow dung is less gross than what happens next. You can still bail.
Then finally one night it all came to a head, literally. (Seriously, one last warning. Go look at puppies or something.) Nikki brought a woman to his room to get down, and she started giving him a blowjob. Next thing he knew, she was vomiting all over his junk. Since she had eaten pasta earlier in the night, this became known as "The Spaghetti Incident." Said pasta apparently "became tangled in his pubic hair." Instead of freaking out and running for the nearest water, Nikki called for Tommy to come check out what had happened, and admitted he lost the bet. And you will never be able to eat pasta again.
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