"Baby, no! Don't be scared! Baby... just... just touch it a little. JUST TOUCH THE c**k THAT SHOULD NOT BE!" The process used to create the bio-cocks can also be applied to other organs with roughly similar levels of success and, really, what does that say about our priorities as a society? Youâre not reading a story about the successful recreation of a human heart, are you? Is this an article about the first fully functioning replacement lung? No, the process showed promise, so the first thing we did with it was dong-farming. Itâs human nature: Just like you donât draw the Sistine chapel on your buddyâs forehead when he passes out, so too does Science abandon its high-minded principles and feverishly gets to work on wang-wrangling the first time the opportunity presents itself.
Pictured: Wang Wrangling. "But how does this change the human body?" you might rightfully be saying to yourself. âIsnât this just regrowing something that was already there?â Well yes, but I'm afraid you may have forgotten to factor in the Internet. Human perversion was evolving at a slow, but steady pace before the World Wide Web connected us all, and then look what happened: It was like a pervert A-bomb. Sexual deviancy leaped forward dramatically, and in an astoundingly short amount of time... because apparently Mooreâs law applies to fecalphilia and yiffing just the same as it does technology. We have the ability to grow penises, and the term âbody modificationâ brings up 4-million hits on Google. Those, sadly, are not unrelated concepts; the very second this tech hits the market, youâre going to learn the politically correct term for a man with five cocks.
âI prefer to be called penta-wanged, thank you.â