But the studio didn't have time to finish the game. Instead, they developed the worst DLC in the history of the world. The Midnight Club add-on charged $5 to add nipples to the simulated strippers along with some basic bullshit gambling games, aka: "things you not only find for free online but things you can't help BUT see online." This game charged real money to add what most people install Adblock to skip.
EA "If only those were SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT PIXELS!"
It's the purest possible expression of true DLC: They hadn't even finished programming "enemies die when you kill them as opposed to when they get bored by your presence" but shifted resources to "replace these cartoon pasties with cartoon nipples." In other words, the smallest possible addition an idiot would pay for.
EA "Oh yeah, feeling really good about my life right now."
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