Binge-eating is usually done in secret, and that shows up quite a bit on Sesame Street, as the majority of Cookie Monster's freak-out scenes are done solo. Notice in the above video that he doesn't dive straight in until the other character leaves the room. That doesn't happen every time, but it happens enough to be considered a symptom.

It's not his fault. He's not just a greedy, gluttonous asshole who hogs all the food. There are many reasons why Cookie Monster might binge-eat: a chemical imbalance in the brain, genetics, severe emotional or physical trauma. I could definitely see that last one happening after he ate Ernie's X and later had to pass Styrofoam through his poor monster butthole.

Unfortunately, Cookie Monster's condition is worsened by the way the other characters react to his behavior. They either try to take the cookies away from him, even though food restrictions actually promote binge-eating (found at 22:00 in the following video), or they give him cookies as a reward for completing a task successfully (12:00 in the same video):

It's essential that Cookie Monster learns the underlying emotional reasons why he turns to food for help, along with coping strategies to use when he becomes emotionally distressed. Cognitive behavioral therapy, dialectical behavior therapy, internal family systems, and trauma therapy have all shown promise in doing this. What does not help at all is people clearly enabling his behavior while he lets his disorder completely dictate and obliterate his emotions. Seriously, watch this video, and you will see Cookie Monster in a completely different light:

This is another one that seems obvious on the surface, but it's not just a cute little observation. "He counts things, so he's OCD. LOL!" No, The Count's affliction is so severe that he cannot function without outside help. Even a minor task like answering the telephone is so impossible for him, he has to hire Ernie to do it for him. Even then, he physically prevents Ernie from doing his job, because the impulse to count the rings is too much for him to overcome.

And speaking of jobs, his OCD prevents him from having one himself. When he got a job as an elevator operator, he flat-out refused to stop at any floor but the 10th, as he absolutely has to count all the way to 10 and back again. He's restricted to a shut-in life, locked away in his castle, away from the outside world. Look at his room in the telephone video above. See all those cobwebs and dust? That isn't there because they're trying to make the place look all spooky and vampirey. Those are there because The Count can't control his compulsions long enough to do basic cleaning.

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This is a very common symptom of OCD. Now, I know that a lot of people think that ordering your pants by day of the week or having all your books on your shelf ordered alphabetically is "a bit OCD," but it's not. That's just a little weird. Obsessive-compulsive disorder is a far more debilitating condition than many realize.

Let's start with the "obsessive" part. The obsession in question is repetitive, unwanted thoughts, such as fear of contamination, being harmed, or, as would be the case with The Count, unwanted acts of aggression. The Count is a goddamn vampire. He must fight a constant desire to tear Elmo's throat out and feed on his blood (don't we all?). By enduring these endless and unwelcome obsessions, the sufferer is forced onto the next stage: being compulsive.

The most common compulsions include excessive cleaning, checking, ordering and arranging rituals, repeating routine activities, and counting. The sad thing is, this compulsive, repetitive behavior is meant to alleviate any anxiety caused by those pesky obsessive thoughts, but, in many cases, only exacerbates it.

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Another hallmark of OCD is that the person recognizes that their thoughts or behaviors are senseless or excessive. The Count fits the bill again. Listen to his warnings to Ernie in the telephone video. He knows that what he is doing is contrary to the way he is expected to behave. He even apologizes (or at least explains himself), but he continues to do it anyway. He needs genuine therapy. Or at least someone a lot bigger than Ernie who can physically tackle him and answer that goddamn phone.

He shows all of the classic symptoms: nervousness, self-doubt, twitchiness, trembling, constant embarrassment, fear of judgment. And those symptoms manifest every time he comes in contact with another person (or puppet). Take a look at what happens when he tries to get a job that involves interacting with customers:

That poor bastard looks like he's about to have a heart attack. Kermit is so concerned with Telly's behavior that he forces the sale, even though he is the customer. I'm convinced that the only reason Kermit did that was because he was afraid that Telly would be a pretty depressing headline in the next day's paper. And we know that he is capable of harming himself or others because his reaction to a penguin taking his "Triangle Guy" superhero costume was a bit over the top:

In that scene, Telly is so mad that the penguin stole his costume, that he decides to beat the shit out of him. That's not the abnormal part. When his friend Gina asks him to consider why that's a bad idea, he doesn't just stop at "the penguin can get hurt." He falls into a daydream about being arrested, going to court, being found guilty of assault, and being sentenced to five years in prison. The daydream is so powerful that he thinks it's real. Gina has to explain that it isn't. His neurosis was so in charge of his thought process that it blocked out the rest of the world in an instant. It effectively removed him from reality.

Those last symptoms aren't typical of social anxiety disorder, but they do show how severe his fear has gotten. How desperate he is to escape reality and wall himself off from the rest of the world. And those are far from the only examples. Look up virtually any video with Telly in it, and you'll get a clinic in social phobia. Hell, some of them are so bad, they drop right into manic depression territory. He desperately needs to be on medication, because he's going to end up hurting someone. There are way too many kids there for him to just roam around unmedicated like that.

Oscar is so content in torturing him by keeping the cookie out of reach, he's probably touching himself inside that trashcan. Compare that with how angry he is after Cookie Monster finally gets the cookie. He acts as if his whole world just collapsed. It's not just that Oscar doesn't give a shit about peoples' feelings. It's that he derives a sadistic enjoyment out of their pain. In fact, being a dick to others is the only thing that makes him happy. Well, aside from dirt and trash, but those are just material things. I'm sure he has a dog turd collection that brings him great pride and joy.

It broke Snuffy.

While the feelings of inadequacy are often subconscious, Inferiority complex often compels its victims to overcompensate so that those suffering from this condition may withdraw completely from their social circle, or, as is the case with Mr. Snuffleupagus, go to the other extreme of continuously seeking out attention from their peers. From 1971 to 1985, that was virtually every sketch that involved Snuffy.

Inferiority complex is not created overnight. It is a result of a series of events where someone is treated repeatedly as though they are irrelevant. Getting over it is not easy. And while Mr. Snuffleupagus can now interact with other characters, the damage has already been done. Listen to his song "Nobody," which includes such depressing lyrics as:

Nobody seems to want me
Though I wish on stars above
I guess I'll just go back to my house
And make believe I'm love.

Oh, and one last note, for those still skeptical of whether Sesame Street intended for these characters to be what I've just described: They are all named after their problem. Cookie Monster and Telly Monster are named after their addictions, whereas The Count and Grouch are the symptoms of their respective disorders. Hell, even the name Snuffleupagus is a nightmare. "Snuffle" refers to his nasally voice and his trunk but also means to whine/complain. And the suffix -pagus? That comes from a word meaning "malformed conjoined twins." As in: "You are the complaining, malformed twin of Big Bird."

I just hope they go a little less dark with the new Julia character.

This isn't the first time puppet type characters have had some questionable motives. We're not saying it's a definite, but you'll be shocked at the Muppet - 9//11 connection when you read 5 Signs The Muppets Caused 9/11: Crazy But Convincing Theory and read about the lost 'Sesame Street' episode that probably traumatized some kids in 7 Amazing Works of Pop Cullture That Have Been Lost Forever.

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