The overall atmosphere of the comment sections feels like a remedial writers' workshop for erotic romance novelists. The site is sticky with the sexual desires of its user base. Everyone is horny, everyone is talking about the person they can't wait to fuck, and everyone has just or is about to make a soggy mess in their pants while looking at terrible GIFs of sexual positions that I can't post because they're basically porn. This culture of mass stimulation with no immediate release leads to people flat-out asking faceless, nameless strangers on the Internet if they want to have sex:
Commenter: "i'm getting so fucking wet just thinking about this!"
Reply: "Want help over this? ;)"
That's an actual request masquerading as a joke and smoothed over with winky face. People (mostly men, from the looks of it) seem to think that someone talking about sex means they're currently looking for a stranger on the Internet to fuck. There's a leap in logic that can only be explained by intense horniness that gums up the works in their brains. Their heads are a semen slushie that drowns logic and restraint.
Commenter: "oh my fuckingggg lord! i want some man right now to do this to meeee:D:D:D"
Reply: "can i do tht to u"
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That's how you get laid -- by propositioning someone using the sensual spelling and grammatical errors of a child.
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