You're a lover of history and tradition, but you think that gaming has lost its way, what with the newfangled 64-bit graphics. You frequently say "Back in my day ..." and only pretend to mean it ironically. You have the Konami code tattooed on your lower back so your partner knows exactly what buttons to push.
Well, it's time to break the NES (or "Nintendo Entertainment System," as you insist on saying every time) out of the display case and show the world that this ol' girl still has moves. The Complete NES Bluetooth Controller Kit gives you a brand-new wireless controller, so you can bash Goomba heads in with style. It even allows you to hook up a Wiimote, so you can laugh at your friends trying to launch fireballs by wildly flapping their arms.