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In Steven Universe, Child Heroes Have To Deal With Trauma

It's only the grittiest of war movies that actually deal with the psychological aftermath in a realistic way. When the subject comes up in more lighthearted fare like Iron Man 3, the cure is for Tony to get right back into the action.

The omission of post-traumatic stress is never more glaring than in kids movies. Stranger Things Season 2 and Harry Potter Movies 2 through 7.5 should have taken place entirely on therapy couches. Those kids have seen. Some. Shit. But all is well as soon as the bad guy is defeated. Knowing your cause was righteous makes the PTSD go away! That's the way it works, right?

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It totally doesn't. Just ask Steven Universe.

Steven is the titular character in a show about himself and his fantastical gem-themed buds protecting the world from a rogue's gallery of gem-themed villains. Steven is a bubbly, quipping action hero who dispatches bad guys the way you'd expect a cartoon character to. And then comes the episode "Mindful Education."

In it, Steven is helping his friend Connie deal with her guilt over accidentally beating someone up. His stellar advice? Shove everything deep, deep inside you and pretend it doesn't exist.

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Bob's Burgers Portrays Budding Female Sexuality In A Way Normally Reserved For Dudes

TV shows will spend multiple episodes devoted to helping a teenage boy out with his sudden outbreak of boners. Tim Allen's favorite thing in the world is to sit down and explain that shit to whoever happens to have been tricked into playing his son at the time. But girls hitting puberty is usually translated into one of two equally inept tropes. They either mature beyond their age and start doing stuff like sleeping with teachers (like in a bizarre number of teenage shows), or are rendered as unattractive punching bags (like Meg on Family Guy, who is hated for simply existing).

On TV, pubescent girls aren't allowed to be weird in a likable, relatable way. They must either have the sex drive of a porno pizza delivery man or be an amoeba with glasses.

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Tina on Bob's Burgers is an anomaly. She's unabashedly curious about sex in a way that's not supposed to be sexy to the audience or the men she's interested in. That's where most TV shows stumble. Because a character is trying to wade through the swamps of her own sexuality, writers decide that we need to find her sexy as well, or at least adorable -- otherwise, she's a punchline. ("Can you imagine if unattactive people wanted to have sex?") This is Tina:

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Captain Planet Was Taking On AIDS Hysteria In 1992

Words cannot describe the love I have for Eddie Murphy. I was raised on his movies, and his seminal stand-up specials Delirious and Raw might have single-handedly gotten me through college. But I cringe every time I hear the parts in his specials where he talks about gay people, especially when he talks about AIDS, which he jokes about with all the nuance of someone throwing a golf club at a seagull.

And unfortunately, he wasn't alone -- back in the day, when AIDS was just some mystery disease that people associated with homosexuality, no one wanted to be in a room with someone who had it, let alone talk about it in a thoughtful way. People with the disease were treated like monsters. Ryan White, who contracted it while he was in middle school, was forced to use separate bathrooms and eat his lunch with disposable utensils, which is so horrible that after typing it, I spent a moment staring into space.

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Sailor Moon Was Way Ahead Of The Curve On LGBTQ Relationships

If you want to cringe your heart out, go watch any '90s sitcom dealing with LGBTQ issues. Even when queer characters were presented as people who could sustain basic human relationships (like in Will & Grace), they were countered by shows like Friends, in which males couldn't even touch each other for fear of being deemed, and I hope you're sitting down for this, gay. If you don't believe me, here's a montage of some of the homophobic moments from Friends. Also, this video is a fucking hour long:

Not that it was any better in film, where "deviant" sexuality was code for sociopathic amorality (see: Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, or Buffalo Bill in Silence Of The Lambs). This was not that long ago, kids!

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Before Will & Grace and Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Willow and Tara, there was the beautifully ass-kicking Sailor Moon -- specifically, the relationship between Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune (Haruka and Michiru). Introduced in Season 3, the girls were suave, competent superheroes who just happened to be in love with each other, and it was shown as perfectly OK in that world, before it was perfectly OK in our world.

There were gay male relationships too, like Kunzite and Zoisite, though they were villains, because no one ever truly escapes the '90s unscathed. And while there weren't any actual transgender characters, there were the Sailor Starlights, a boy band that turned out to be women when they transformed into superheroes. In a kid's show! In 1996!

And it was all handled very casually. "Oh, you guys aren't really boys? Aight." If it was on Friends, Ross and Chandler would've seen the band and then comically taken a self-loathing shower together for an entire season, and then even MORE comically have been forced to wash each other. Then they'd have been panicked about any gross gay feelings it may have stirred.

Ugh. Fucking Friends.

Archie doesn't just spend all her free time watching cartoons; she writes about 'em too on BlackGirlNerds.com. Feel free to talk shop with her on Twitter.

Man, can you imagine if Dallas Buyers Club had been animated?

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