Alex Jones blames "modern mind control" -- which is everything from music to sugar to unspecified globalist concoctions -- on kids being unable to focus and calm the hell down. Luckily, he's here to force-feed your children catnip and lemon balm in hopes of allowing you precious fucking minutes of peace to scrapbook all of the wonderful times you've had with your them.
In the commercial for Child Ease, Alex Jones credits himself with developing it, while also stating, "Young humans have not yet developed their nervous system." Which makes me question his credentials as an inventor of things that go inside a child's body. He knows we're born with nervous systems, right? Also, saying "young humans" makes him sound like an alien. If you took the Child Ease commercial and had Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama narrate it, it would make infinitely more sense.