TREBLAB Wireless Sport Earbuds
"But Cracked Store," you say, reading this while doing burpees in between juggling a set of dumbbells, "I'm like seriously, seriously into fitness. Get me something to handle my mad levels of intensity, bro." First off, wow, these workout fads have really gotten out of hand. But secondly, if you're the type who has marathon-length training sessions, then you're going to want something that won't stop until you tell it to. The TREBLAB XR500's are wireless sport earbuds with a secure fit in your ears, sweat resistance, a monster nine-hour battery life, and CMC 6.0 noise cancellation. If these fit any better, they'd be considered a part of your brain. Normally $180, you can grab a pair for just $37, or 79 percent off.
1Voice Bluetooth On-Ear Headphones
Have you ever heard the adage "nothing should go into your ear that's smaller than your elbow"? Maybe only if you regularly hang out with grandpas, but if it's a philosophy that you subscribe to, then that doesn't mean you have to miss out on the wireless fun. These 1Voice Bluetooth Headphones offer some extra comfort and up to five hours of continuous playback. Unlike most full-sized cans, there's also an integrated mic for taking phone calls or barking orders at Siri. But most importantly, they'll keep your delicate ear canals away from tiny rubber pieces. These were already discounted to $46, but you can pick 'em up now for just $22.99.
Avantree AptX Low Latency Bluetooth Headphones
The Avantree AptX Low Latency Bluetooth Headphones are the Cadillac of this list, and if you can afford to spend a little more, they're totally worth it. They offer instant sync for any phones that use near-field communication, and have a 3.5mm analog jack if you want to plug into your old stereo amp. Their studio-monitor-style construction looks as good as anything pro DJ's would wear, and you don't even need to keep mentioning your record label while you wear them. Plus, they provide a bubble-boy-level cushion to your ears, making them really nice for games, movies, or just getting lost in some music. Get an earful of luxury here for $69.99.
Keep bringing the noise (and the funk) with Headphones for the Post-Election Apocalypse.
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