I'm assuming the title is describing the emotional state of the ass on Zapp Brannigan's shoulder. Based solely on how he's holding her like he's looking for a dark cave to defile her in, I'm guessing the shifty Asian guy, the monsters, and the three hearts in their classic kindergarten cutout shape but with all the detail of real hearts are all trying to save the girl from becoming this space Aryan's sex toy/next meal. Whenever she complains he probably finds it incredible that a rectum can talk.
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Characters Loved Jumping Hurdles at You
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Creating an action shot that encapsulates the gameplay experience can be tough. Luckily, a long time ago designers of video game cover art devised a way to cheat the system: if the character looks like they're leaping over a hurdle in an Olympic race, people will assume at least one of the gameplay features is movement. In all my research, I found only two covers where a character was actually jumping over a hurdle. Everyone else is in the same position, suspended in midair, as they hurdle away from aliens:
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