After residents got sick of waking up to man-shit on a regular basis, they set up a sting operation and snapped a pic of Macintosh in action, literally bent over and taking a surprisingly casual dump. The resulting fallout (of the act, not from his ass) saw him losing his job and being charged, because 30 shits on the same path is too many shits.
And then there are all of the unidentified public poops which locals first assumed to be the work of unfortunate homeless people denied public facilities (though some probably held out hope it was a Sasquatch), only for them to find they were more intentional acts by otherwise law-abiding citizens. When Toronto's infamous mystery shitter was caught on camera, it was an unidentified middle-aged, middle-class white dude in glasses who'd brought his own toilet paper. He'd planned it!
Likewise, the Mad Pooper of Pine Creek, Colorado turned out to be a very normal-looking adult woman in running gear (also unidentified, despite the photos) who bypassed one public toilet after another to shit in and around a particular family's yard once a week.
All of them presumably have a lot to lose by going viral as public turd mongers, and they just don't care. More proof that, as a society, we're all slowly going insane.
101 Comments